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Directorofawesomeness : Welcome agents to this briefing of Agent Guardian Eagle. None of what is to be discussed to for anyone outside of this agency. And if it is, I will personally charge you with treason. Now... on to business. For the next half hour, G.E. is with us to answer any questions you might have for him. Ask them one at a time, and please be polite.

GuardianEagle: Well, this is going to be fun isn't it? Why do I have to do this again? 

Directorofawesomeness: Just answer the questions, Agent, then you're free to go and do whatever it is you do nowadays.

GuardianEagle: Fine! Oh, and you only have 28 minutes now. Who's up first?

AgentRebel: What's the story of how you got drugged by popcorn?

GuardianEagle: Ah! You know, that's actually an interesting story. Unfortunately, it's still an AA classified mission (blame the Director, not me). You'll just have to keep your eyes peeled for the answer to that one. Next!

AgentRebel: Fine! What's your favorite color?

GuardianEagle: Umm... Black. Great for sneaking around. Next! You guys only have 25 minutes left.

AgentRebel: I've got one more question. When did you and Agent KY find the bunker mentioned in the WW file?

GuardianEagle: We didn't 'find' it. Let's just say... our fathers didn't think a treehouse was what they wanted us to play in growing up.

HorseLover: What's your favorite artwork and why?

GuardianEagle: LOL Oh, gosh... I mean, I've stol... seen so many great pieces of art. But... I'll probably go with Van Gogh. (You know, I don't see what that has to do with any of my missions). Next!

HorseLover: Do you think it is possible for Lever to truly change?

GuardianEagle: Honestly? I don't know. He's spent his whole life as a major part of DL, and he might not be able to come back from that. I guess only time will tell. Next!

Jinglebob: When is your birthday?😇

GuardianEagle: Wow! Stalker much? All I'm going to say is... it was at the end of ML mission. Next (before I get a restraining order).

K.L.: What’s your favourite childhood memory?

GuardianEagle: Um.... Do I need to get two restraining orders? Okay, I'll let it slid today. Favorite childhood memory, huh? Okay. Um...Gosh, I mean, I was a child for several years there, it's going to be hard to choose. So I'm just going with... my eighth birthday. Next!

AgentRebel: Is your middle name the same as your dad's?

GuardianEagle: I can neither confirm nor deny that fact. Next!

Butterfly: Is Simon your *real* name?

GuardianEagle: Umm... wouldn't you like to know? 😏 I guess you'll just have to find my birth certificate to find out. Следующий вопрос!

Jinglebob: What’s the one thing you'd save in a fire (beyond the necessities)?

GuardianEagle: You're into those personal questions, aren't you, Jinglebob? Alright, to answer you question... I most definitely wouldn't get anything sentential. I don't sentential for the simple reason that I'm a robot. I would grab my money, and I would most certainly not grab the rubber ball my father gave me. Now, moving on!

Jinglebob: What’s the first thing you would buy if you won the lottery?

GuardianEagle: LOL Um... I think you may have forgotten that I was allowed to keep most of the money from my undercover missions. But, if I just wanted to buy something for fun, I'd probably buy... ugh. I have no idea. Buying things without a reason isn't really something I do. How about we move on to the next question?

SpecialAgentM: So, how do you feel about growing a military mustache? 

GuardianEagle: I'd grow one, if I wanted to look like I had a caterpillar on my face. Next question.

SpecialAgentM: Am I going to ask about the girls in your life? Of course not. I am above such paltry matters. Speaking of, what are your thoughts on chicken?

GuardianEagle: .... I feel like we have very much lost our way, so this will be my last question I'll be answering. *Sigh* If you're going to have chicken, you have to have plenty of sauces to go with it, and it can be eaten in many forms, except for in dried steak. Now, I've got things to do, and places to rob. GE out.